A boring day in the office

I’m so bored. 
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I am so so so so so bored now I can type this for another 100 sentences. In fact, I’ve only typed 5 sentences, and the rest is copy and paste. Fine, I can copy and paste for another 10 times then haha~

2 more hours before I can take up my bag and walked out of this place, but I have nothing to do now!! Eh, the truth is that I have things to do, but I don’t have the mood to do it at all. I’m required to finish up my report which I have been doing for a millenium, but I can only do it at home because I have to finish up my schedule and add in diagrams which will be easier if I use Word. I have another additional documentation I need to do on how I have done my Apple thing. Take it as I have monday blues, I just wanna to slack and rot until I die.

It’s my last week of attachment in ST. The HR person from 2 weeks ago, haven’t come to me to talk about the recruitment matter. If it’s not for my supervisor asking me whether had anyone approached me, I thought they have regretted on recruiting me haha. If that’s the case I wouldn’t be surprised too. What’s surprising is their willingness to recruit me when I had submitted countless amount of MCs for this 3 months of attachment. Oh well~ Good for me too haha.

Last friday could be the happiest day in ST. Up to date, there are 4 artists surrounding me. 2 on the left side, 2 on the right side. Behind me sat a random person who was there ever since from the first week I came in. There are 6 artists that I will see for less than a millenium times a day, the other 2 are still artists who are sitting from across the office, they are the supervisors of the 4 but they come here pretty often. Okay, they might not be artists, but since they’re always drawing things on their com, I’ll just categorize them under the category of artists.

Back to the main point. Last friday, it’s the first time I felt so peaceful. The random guy behind me was gone since last thursday. However, on last friday! ALL the artists were gone. They went to attend God-knows-what-they-attend event and there’s only ME! ME! ME! in this section of the office. Nobody walking behind me anymore, nobody talking, no strong perfume smell which nearly suffocates me, no discussing, no sounds at all. It’s heavenly.

Sigh. When I look around me now, I keep thinking about last Friday. All of them are back this week, and as usual, begin their patrolling of the road behind me for 1000 times per day. Shouting from one corner of the office to this corner of the office. Okay, let’s not be biased. They wasn’t shouting. The supervisors merely spoke a bit louder and perhaps my ears are just a little bit more sensitive so I could hear what they have “spoke”. Sometimes I don’t understand, they are standing next to the students but they are speaking a bit too loudly again. I’m listening to my music on both ears with my ear phones, and yet I can still hear them talking. Zzz. 

The carpet behind is gonna get caught with fire soon. I think.

I’m so bored. 
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I’m so bored.

Every morning I woke up and look into the mirror. I was damn shocked…

To see an angel looking back at me.

Girls Generation – GEE

Saw Lynnette’s post on the Oh! by Girls Generation, I thought it was pretty nice, and my brother actually listened to them too. Surprising.. Anyways, went youtube to look for the other songs they have sang and realised that GEE is by them also.Chanced upon something that’s super furnie. First, watch this normal mv:

The tune is very catchy, kinda nice too. Now take a look at this. This video is SUPER HILARIOUS!!

New Job, New beginning~

I should have announced this a week ago, but I was thinking that maybe I should wait for everything to settle down before telling you guys on this blog. I will be staying in ST as a temporary full time staff~ Yo ho~~ I am duper duper happy to be recruited in ST, though I was saying that it was boring here. However, it’s the first job I have that is requiring for me to do something that’s related to programming!! Needless to say, I’m staying as a real programmer, not as a typing assistant or what that I was in Novum.

I will be quitting my job in Body Shop. Just handed up my resignation letter to my boss yesterday during our shop’s gathering. I have told her beforehand that I am quitting. My supervisors asked me if I was interested to stay in ST last Thursday, I told my boss I’m quitting the job on the same day.

It was sad leaving Body Shop, no, the sad thing was to leave my colleagues. The happy thing is that I’m finally not doing any sales job anymore, Body Shop is going to be my last sales job. No matter what, I won’t go into service line anymore, service line includes F&B, sales, and whatever job that includes entertaining a large amount of strangers. I’m definitely not a person who can provide good service. At least when I see people doing crap stuffs I will definitely scold them after they turn their backs on me. Besides, a lot of people is crazy outside, serving them is really difficult.

Sad thing is, tomorrow I still have to go back Body Shop to help out. Ayz, what to do, I have to fulfil a 2 weeks or 1 month notice thing. She was saying that she might only need me tomorrow and I’m free since then. A person’s mind change damn fast so it’s really hard to say.

I don’t know what is my salary is going to be in ST, but will update you guys once I know, but of course I wun be writing it in this blog haha.

Before 2012 comes..

Just had a enjoyable dinner with the vegetable basket living next block to mine. We were discussing about 2012 on the way home and we or rather I, got the conclusion that before 2012 come, we should do 2 things which are very crucial.

1. Burn lots of hell money, house, clothes and paper thingies.
2. Study the Way of the Cockroach

We presume that most of the human population would go extinct (such as like the dinosaur age) or if lucky enough, portion of the human population will survive (just like what happened on the movie 2012).

Take a look at this article I’ve found online on “how hot is hell”, it’s kinda make sense and I will using some of the theory in it.

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, that “it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so . . .Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

From: http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/How_Hot_Is_It_In_Hell_-_A_True_Story.html

As it says that “since there are more than 1 of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.” Which means that if 2012 will occur and if it really occured, all of us will go to Hell and nobody will go to Heaven to see their Gods. Which concludes that one we go into Hell, there will be a economy crisis down there, as people go down there without preparation, all of us will have no money and no place to stay.

To prevent a overly large amount of souls ended up begging on Hell streets, we should start preparing to burn Hell notes and papre thingies for when we are going down there in future. Due to the fact that most of the money won’t be able to reach us, we have to burn A LOT of it. Since not many people know about how the Hell money works, whether the money will just disappear if we burn it and did not collect it within 10 days (Just like how singPost works), I would suggest that we burn A LOT during the month of December in 2012. Then at least it will still be collectable.

2nd statement which states that we should learn the Way of the Cockroach comes from the question given by vegetable basket. She asked me “I wonder what race will come out after human population extinct.” I didnt quite understand what she was talking about, she further explained “Just like humans came out after the Dinosaur Age.” Ah, got it. She proceeded to say “cockroaches?”.

“Yeah, I think so. Cockroaches are most likely to survive after the 2012 disaster.” This is because even if everything crushes on cockroaches, they will still be able to survive, just like no matter how many times we step on them, most likely they will survive it too. So once the land collapses like in 2012 movie, cockroaches most likely also will be able to survive on water (since they’re flat and most likely will float), even if not, they would also sooner or later develop an ability to swim.

What has that got to do with us learning the Way of Cockroach? If 2012 does occur, we will be face with 2 endings.

1. Little human population and ALOT of cockroaches.
2. ALL COCKROACHES.

Due to the overflowing of souls in Hell, most likely all of us will be reincarnate as cockroaches. We should go study how cockroaches move, in case when we became cockroaches and we still have our concious (because who knows perhaps cockroaches have brains), we can study on how to become better cockroaches.

What Was I Doing?

Hm, ever had this thought in your mind?

For me, I always had this sentence appearing in my mind after I have finished a project.

That’s right! I’ve managaed to rush out the thing yesterday hoho. Just when I was duper and super stressed the days before, keep thinking what would I do if I cannot finish the thing, and then on Wednesday, the thing finally works, the iPhone application can connect to the mac and then both can communicate, but if it’s iPhone starting the server, the mac cannot connect to the iPhone, and I’ve managed to solve the problem

Ayz, when I was doing the thing, I wasn’t sure whether or not I’m doing the correct way or not, and when I’ve finally finish the thing, I’m thinking how could I have spend so much time doing this, it’s actually around the same codings as the iPhone ones. But when I’m really doing it, I kept getting errors, and now when you ask me about what problems I have met during the process, I don’t remember any particular big problems.

Weird.

Anyways, going to go off earlier today because both supervisors of mine went off, so which means no government, and then I can go back school to visit!! Luckily I brought my thumb drive today, can bring to school the project to see if it’s working or not at the same time hoho~~~ Such good timing!!

Photoshoot

Just came back from school for a photoshoot thing. I will be having my Fusion soon, which is kind of like a graduation thing, whereby all the year 3s of my course, all the year 3s of my sister course, all the year 3s of my neighbor course will gather together and show case our works for the 3 years. Actually I think the Fusion wasn’t really made for my course (programming), because from what I’ve heard is that we will be putting this random computer on the random small pathetic corner that they gave us and then people will see it.

Honestly speaking, I don’t know what I’ve been learning for these 3 years, my project was really nothing, in fact, it contain things that all the other fella course mates have, my only work which be shown is only the one I have done in my year 2 sem 2 and year 3 sem 1. Even my Final Year Project sucks like shit. And hopefully if I’m able to finish my attachment project, I can show case it too. Else I would really think is pathetic.

Which is why I thought that this event is made more for the artists and the special effects people, especially artists, cuz they really have a lot of art that they can display. We still need to put one random computer, imagine they are going to ask us bring our laptop there and let people use it. (Goodness, I really won’t dare to walk away from my laptop man)

Anyways, today I went there is to take a photo for this Fusion website. When I have finish the dates and all those I’m so going to ask you guys to go (Don’t try to run away, or I’ll spam you emails on Oi Shan’s photos, and if you’re Oi Shan, I will spam you pervertic photos. I’ll see how you declare yourself as a pure person after that).

Were supposed to meet at 7 30pm. But I meet up with Weni at around 6 40pm I guess, didn’t really look at the time, I only know that when we finished our dinner and reached the photo studio, it’s around 7 05pm. Waited and waited and then as more and more people starts to reached the meeting place. I took a look at the digital clock just above our heads. 7 29pm. Zz. The photographer’s late. Hey~ I still have to wake up early in the morning the next day to go to work peeps. Well, luckily since we reached there early we were the first to take the pictures. Phew~

We have to take 2 photos, 1 is to stand there and smile at the damn camera. Another 1 is a random photo, which means taking you with a random pose. Goodness, I stand there using my right hand pointing at the right side with a fake gun pose, and winked my right eye at the camera. It totally looks like shit. And because the photographer took such a LONG time to press the holy button, I think my right eye were twitching man. Zzz. Anyways, At least I reached home around 8 55pm. Even had a jasmine green tea with pearl on my way back home.

Anyways, cuz I thought that I won’t have the time to blog for the next few days, and when my memories are still fresh, I thought maybe I blog a bit, because the next day I will be rushing to do my mac program. I’m taking hell lots of time. Feeling so damn stressed. I remembered the 2 IAP students asked me what will happen if I don’t finish my project.

Nothing will happen. It will just be a disgrace.

Well, that’s what I’ve replied. I really hope that I won’t be a disgrace, or else to bring back school with just the iPhone application, it really feels incomplete. AND! If I can finish this, I would also bring and showcase it in Fusion!! That would be so damn cool~~

Haiz, I really wanna get into NTU, hopefully I can bribe my way in HAHAHA! Oi Shan, please sponsor me some money to bribe my way into NTU!!